The more cliff brings up "almost scoring a goal" when he was 6 the more it is apparent. He has turned 41 and has no idea what is going on.  "Towlie the Trivia Nazi" he is known to the pub quiz crowd on Tuesday nights.  Does giving away free wine entitle one to behave like an educated Andrew Dice Clay with crabs?  Only forgiveable because he turned 41- Cliff's highest age yet!
   When Cliff is not out catching those mongo waves (with his 13ft. titanium reinforced aircraft carrier) he will be found  talking some poor unsuspecting French hitchhiker into an underpriced bottle of wine.  But be careful: Cliff chafes at being told a wine is good if you don't like it.  If you don't like it then buy it, make spaghetti sauce out of it, and stir it while cursing it's shortcomings!
    Remember when Cliff was all stressed out before Cava opened and couldn't figure out which bathing suit to wear to the opening party?  Actually Cliff is a very skilled on his feet, he won a national breakdancing contest in Iran 3 years ago.  Currently his favorite song is "Rawhide."